Patty posted this to her blog six months ago, but I only now just saw it. Since it made me chuckle and fits right in with my “Starting Out as an Indie Author” series, I thought I would pass it along.
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GH = Grasshopper
VA = Veteran Author
GH: Soooooo, I hear Bookbub is all the rage, but is that site even open to us indies, because I submitted my book once, and they didn’t want it.
VA: *loud belly laugh* You submitted ONCE? Mwahahahahahahaha!!!
GH: But they didn’t even tell me why they didn’t want it. The whole site is a stitch-up between the trads and the people who already sell well. Those people don’t even need it. Look at meeee. I’m down in the rankings and no one is seeing my book. It’s a conspiracy.
VA: OK, so let’s look at your book.
VA: Is your cover the best you can make it? Is it appropriate for the genre? Is is skilfully made?
GH: Well, it was made by a friend who has a design business–
VA: Book cover design?
Read the rest here.